Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Why People Are Mean to Me

As you might of guessed I got made fun of and beat up a lot in school. There are several reasons for this. First, when you play with Legos at sixteen and people ask you if you have a car... Well when you have to tell them that you don't, but could probably build one out of all your Legos... Yeah, you are a failure as a teenager. Second, when wearing a batman mask at school, one must remember that the costume gives you no power whatsoever. So, calling the quarterback of the school football team a weak minded fool is hazardous. Third, The name Barry Jerry is just asking for trouble. My parents must have either been angry because I was missing my pinky when I was born (I later had a replacement put on.) or in a comedic mood when they named me. Anyway, this name rhymes so it causes people to think of other rhyming words like hairy, fairy, scary, etc. I mean already on my own blog a complete stranger has called me scary. For the evidence see the comments on the post of my graduation.

4 comments:

  1. Hey everyone be wary of how merry Barry Jerry can ferry a cherry-berry dairy to nary a Mary, Sherri Kerry, Larry or Gary!

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  2. Wow, he's a hairy Barry Jerry. Does he live on a prairie?

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  3. Berry, your blog is fascinating as I too have experienced some of the trials you are facing. Don't let people push you around. You need to stand up and fight these people that make fun of you. In fact Nathan and Aimee should be ashamed of even joking above. Here you are sharing your life experiences and they too just make fun. Shheesh, people make me sick!

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  4. Hey, Barry, at least your name doesn't rhyme with "hay."

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