Hi there!

Hi there! for those of you who don't know me, my name is Barry Jerry! I live in a duplex apartment in Yakima Washington. I have a fish, George. And a cat, Squiggles. I work at the nearby apple sorting station called "Washington Apples." I think Legos are da bomb. I have several role models in my life. One of them is Abe Lincoln because he was a good president and I like his beard. Another one is Barry Goldwater because he has such a cool first name. Also St. Nick because he fills my stockings with loot every Christmas. Well, actually something weird has been happening. Ever since I moved away from my parents in Seattle, Santa has seemed to have forgotten about me... Anyway, um I don't like black licorice flavored anything. Um, I think that's all you need to know about me. Bye!