filling you guys in...

I don't really update my blog too friquently as you guys might have noticed. I keep coming back every few months and writing what happened during the amount of time that I didn't blog. Then I tell you that I will blog more frequently and stuff... And then... I don't. You see, I know that I am a busy man, I know that most people don't care about what I do and shake their heads as I attempt to make up funny jokes. But hear ye this... I will now start blogging more frequently, (For real this time) my jokes will probably never improve, and I will start adding more pictures and crap. Oh yeah I was supposed to fill you in...

Ok... after Halloween I allowed my candy to last for a mere..... week. Then I hung out at me house, went to buddies houses (Yes, I have friends), and worked at my apple sorting job, until Thanksgiving....

Then for Thanksgiving I went to my grandmother's house. She lives in Vancouver Canada, so the drive isn't too bad. Then we ate Thanksgiving dinner. (Did you know that Canadian bacon is JUST HAM) It was very delicious. I ate most of the rolls. Then we went around the table and said what we were thankful for. There was some tearing up from the group. I thought that we were acting too somber, so when it came to me I said.... "I am thankful for bacon and hot girls!"


The End

Holy Canoli!

I got so much loot this Halloween! I of course felt a little weird walking around in tights, but it was worth it! I got a couple of people telling me that I was too old for trick-or-treating. I say, "Hey people! Where's your Christmas spirit?" So now another Halloween has come and gone. I got my candy that is supposed to last the whole year. I ate so much that I threw up. Well, now I might as well be going and looking at the Thanksgiving decorations...

I've decided!

Ok, I have got a costume!.........................You guys ready?......................................................................................................................................................................................Cuz I don't think you are......................................My costume shall be.............. A trench coat, with a cheerleading skirt (with tights), a shirt that says "Return to Dominance- The Opportunity is ours!" This is gonna be a fun halloween!

(No picture is included due to the fact that I don't want to scar my viewers for life...)

Halloween

Ok, so I'm not sure what to be for halloween. I need something cheap because I don't exactly have cash burning a hole in my pocket. Having a profession as an apple sorter has its kicks, but you don't really make millions off of it. So if any of you have ideas let me know. What if I could fly?

I'm back!

I haven't blogged for a while. I have been very busy. I am planning on posting a heckuva lot more often. I know you missed me! So go and party. Barry Jerry is back baby!!!!

Some explaining

OK I would like to let you all know why there was such a long time since I blogged. For those of you who didn't notice there was a big gap in between my first blogs and the one about my girlfriend whose name I forgot to mention. Anyway that is because my laptop was temporarily in foreclosure or it was posessed or something like that. Oh yeah my girlfriend's name is Mary.

My Girlfriend

I can't believe I forgot to tell you all about my girlfriend! I met her on a Pacific cruise while touring the Bahamas. We kinda started noticing each other when I tried to steal her bologna sandwich because it looked much tastier than the prune burger that I brought along. I gave it back to her because she pulled out a machete and threatened to cut off my head if I didn't give it back. Then, I saw beauty behind those eyes glittered with malice and hatred. Then I said, "Roses are red, voilets are blue. You're pretty. " To make a long story short I took her to the International Cheese Convention for our first date and now we are like BFBAGFs. (Best friend boyfriend and girlfriend forever.) As for the machete... to her three year old nephew. She sure is wonderful!


Isn't she yummilicious?!