My Girlfriend

I can't believe I forgot to tell you all about my girlfriend! I met her on a Pacific cruise while touring the Bahamas. We kinda started noticing each other when I tried to steal her bologna sandwich because it looked much tastier than the prune burger that I brought along. I gave it back to her because she pulled out a machete and threatened to cut off my head if I didn't give it back. Then, I saw beauty behind those eyes glittered with malice and hatred. Then I said, "Roses are red, voilets are blue. You're pretty. " To make a long story short I took her to the International Cheese Convention for our first date and now we are like BFBAGFs. (Best friend boyfriend and girlfriend forever.) As for the machete... to her three year old nephew. She sure is wonderful!


Isn't she yummilicious?!